Jack and Suzanne

Jack and Suzanne where the Thames runs dry,

Ran by the river and they failed to fly.

He built her up but she saw right threw,

And Suzanne pulled Jack down.


Condemned to four point nine,

Down by the river where the Thames runs dry.

She's a body snatcher, full of laughter,

Suzanne pulled Jack down.


Demolished Jack's defences,

Electrified his sense.,

Intravenous, drop drip dry,

The blind leading the blind.


He said romantic bender,

She said 'light ale contender'.

Just to them a world-wide wonder,

Suzanne's run Jack Down.

CH/Since Golden October became sombre November,

Fate took hold, with one bold stroke,

They always hoped for a year to remember,

Since they left four seasons ago.


So the cowboys rode to town,

The cowboys pulled the ice rink down,

Ruined the church and the Odeon,

As Suzanne ran Jack Down,


Demolished Jack's Defender,

Wicked, prime offender,

Him to her a money lender,

Suzanne's run Jack down